Do you know that internet is so advanced that now you can chat with God? Well, that is what iGod offers! It is very similar to Eliza, the therapist. I had a chat with God and it wasn’t much fun

Me:
 hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 i am jayson
God:
  Nice to meet you,  jayson.
Me:
 I want more money
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 to be happy, god
God:
Are you  happy god ?
Me:
 what the?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 yes i am you sounds like a 2 year old
God:
I wouln’t have known.  Do you mean your name is  me sounds like a 2 year old.
Me:
 ok forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.  I hear you.
Me:
 I repent
God:
That is interesting:  jayson said   repent.
Me:
 I repent I came to this site
God:
Thanks for the information:  jayson said   repent he or she came to this site.
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye.

You can catch a bit more intelligent conversation here.

Here is another good email forward I came across, 

With a pile of 300 résumés on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest.

“Throw away 250 résumés?” I asked, shocked.

“What if the best candidates are in there?”

“You have a point,” he said. “But then again, I don’t need people with bad luck here.”

- Becky Horowitz(Reader’s digest)